Here's that list I promised for y'all and although some of these life lessons seem quite obvious, I am an oblivious person so if it's on the list, it really sunk in while I was here.
1. Frogger was based on real life
2. Always give people the benefit of the doubt even when it seems unlikely to change anything
3. Adventure is a mindset not a plane ticket
4. Appreciate nice food when you have it
5. People who walk are not weird, they're from New York
6. Even in a giant crowd people still think they are the most important
7. Everyone has different levels of self respect
8. I will always find a way to procure the love of my life; cookies
9. Fig Newtons are not cookies
10. Fig Newtons still remind me of my Grandma Altheia
11. Doing things alone can be just as fun
12. The heat doesn't care how good your hair looked in the a/c house
13. Umbrellas are not necessary, only water proof mascara
14. Being a morning person is harder than just setting the alarm
15. Eating alone does not mean someone is sad or lonely, only that they love food...a lot
16. A cowboy hat and boots does not make the cowboy but it certainly doesn't hurt
17. People who don't believe in God have either seen too much pain without hope or too little of anything
18. Beautiful white sand on a volleyball court can quickly become heaping, white coals testing your will to finish a set
19. Price and perceived worth are two different things entirely
20. Songbirds are the eternal optimists
21. Cardinals still remind me of my Aunt Helen
22. It's o.k. to take a lazy day once in a while
23. Standing up for what you want/believe is a lot less noble than the movies show but so unbelievably satisfying
24. Running without sunglasses in a city will make you a believer in second chances
25. Four pancakes is one pancake too many
26. Even hobos have their moments of incredible kindness, perhaps more so than the executives walking by on their blue tooths (teeth? toothi?)
27. You will not find quality relationships at a bar...or a gas station for that matter
28. Country music concerts are deafeningly awesome and will be until I lose all sense in my cochlea
29. Just because it's $0.99 for any size does not mean you should go for the super XL slushy
30. Shortcuts will inevitably get you lost
31. You can never get lost if you're having fun, so always take a different route
32. People are like houses, they may be pretty on the outside but on the inside there's a broken refrigerator
33. Driving a sweet ride does not make you any less of a douche
34. Patience is a virtue and whining about it just increases the chance that I will slap you
35. Witnessing a man healed of blindness does not hold the same level of awe inspired in Jesus's time, in fact it just makes me want to punch the not-so-blind person
36. 19th Ave did not lead where it was supposed to
37. My house spiders are a blessing comparitively
38. Running in super degree heat is not going to make you a better runner
39. You will not die of some horrible rare disease if you take the bus
40. Magnolia trees are awesome
41. Never say, "I don't burn" in regards to someone offering you sunscreen
42. Life never goes according to plan so stop trying to map out the little details
43. It's easy to tell people to take risks but supporting them when they do is another story
44. You can start over in a new place and survive
45. Always pick up local pronunciations: D-mon-bree-un not Demon-brewn
46. Sometimes its best to let skills remain hidden lest they drag you into a commitment with a chainsaw
47. Never underestimate the satisfaction a frosty can bring
48. Thank the good Lord for Google maps
49. Time goes by so fast, make sure you get a good glimpse
50. Family is always important because they remind you of who you are when you've gotten lost
*Love and Lessons*
Megan